Here
is a fun list that a bunch of us missionaries contributed to on
Facebook. I have to say, we've experienced all these things. Let's
see how well you do :)
You
may be a missionary if . . .
it
takes all day to pay your electric bill because the power went out at
the utility company.
you
open Christmas cards and gifts on Valentine's Day (because that's
when they arrived).
a
police officer stops you on the road because he needs lunch money.
the
word itineration
sends you into convulsions or cold-sweats.
you
think stop signs and red lights are more of a suggestion.


